Anonymous said: Is this blog dead? I'm just curious if I should still follow this blog or your other one cause you're cool but I don't really like homestuck

nope this blog is still kinda alive it’s just hard to switch between both of my blogs tbh but yeah I’ll try to use this one more often

kanayamaryam:

would it be bad of me to ask, if you have a canon homestuck url, to like or reblog this post?? :00 i want to see how many there are of us!!

"Kings" + Final Words

susemoji:

brokendildo:

ive never been to a funeral or a wedding and ive never had a sleepover and ive never gone down a water slide or been on a roller coaster

I cut my teeth on wedding rings in the movies

I LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW OF MY BUS AND SAW THIS LIETERAKY G WHAT THE HELL

I LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW OF MY BUS AND SAW THIS LIETERAKY G WHAT THE HELL

egberts:

grovyle:

im going to punch the next person who says its a metaphor

it’s a simile

jncera:

If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

flarp:

i want dualscar to push me off a plank

hussatan:

do you ever look at your url and think “i am so glad that i have this url. i deserve this url” 

can-i-be-your-favorite-bird:

it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it

weedjoke420:

one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared

meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda